This round was the same as the last. The examination was to be completed as a pair, but it seems the order was jumbled up, because I wasnt paired with my Junior shiyi. Instead, I was paired with another young maiden.
She had her eyes plastered on Master Liu and was flirting with her eyes non-stop ever since she set foot in.
Lass, let me give you a piece of advice: A lady's beauty will never enter the line of sight of dedicated monks and gays…
“You will be tested on your intellect this round. Alright, listen in.” Master Liu was shaking his head the way people do when fortune tellers explain their fortune to them based on divination sticks at temples. He looked more like a nut-job than a respectable young man from a prestigious family.
The examiner asked: “Lets say the opponent was more skilled than you and skilled with hidden weapons while you were outclassed in both. What should you do in this sort of situation”
The young maiden shyly raised her small hand and twist-and-turned her body as she shyly said: “You could seduce him, try to make him think he won, and when hes distracted, castrate him! If you manage to cut off the root of a mans power, hes basically useless. After that, hehehe.”
Holy **! I correctly guessed what her opening would be, but that second half… I never imagined she'd say that…
Arent you too ruthless Your enemy might not be a bad person, you know I imagined the scene of a highly skilled marital artist who was also an elite hidden weapon user getting castrated by some girl of a prestigious family… Damn…
Master Liu displeasingly denounced: “Nonsense! Absolute nonsense! Is that something a girl says Girls are supposed to protect their chastity. All girls in the world do, so why are you trying to act like a slut, seducing people, stealing what people like and stealing their man! Women shouldn't get married!”
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't you think you're too selfish!
I cant believe people cant tell you swing that way… Liu Shan Men aren't very sharp.
He continued getting angrier as he spoke, and it wasnt long before he slammed his large hand on the table, and said: “There are so many guys trapped by the charms of females precisely because of sluts like you. Get lost! I dont want to see you!”
The young maiden looked like she got struck by lightning. She confidently tried to show off in front of the guy she liked and that was what she was rewarded with. He scolded her until she ran off crying…
Master Liu seemed like he enjoyed it, like he managed to vent his anger over failing to keep his lover. He looked more alive than before. He helped himself to a cup of tea, and said: “Ming Feizhen, its your turn to answer.”
I continued looking at him speechlessly. I suddenly didnt feel like answering anymore, but decided to answer anyway, and said: “Ill plant a mine and blow him up.”
He frowned and said: “Answer properly!” You treat men and women completely differently! Even an idiot could tell that I was dissing you, and yet youre asking me to repeat myself Is this like some new way of discriminating against women
But I must ask, what the hell is up with this topic
A highly skilled martial artist whos also skilled at using hidden weapons…
No matter how hard I think about it, the only answer that comes to mind is: “Cant you just one-hit KO him” Does the problem lie with me
Master Liu took a sip of tea and said with his eyes half-closed: “You dont know how to answer Thats fine. Okay, next question.”
What the hell!
There are two questions now
That girl ran off for nothing then…
“There are fourteen people in the hall, and the person youre charged with protecting has been captured by the enemy. How should you resolve the situation”
Say, cant you ask simpler questions Like how did the pig die when he ran into the tree
If you ask me these sorts of questions, the only answer Ill have for you is: “Kill the guy on the left of the hostage first, then the one on the right, then rescue the hostage.”
Master Liu let out a sigh and said: “The correct answer is to feign surrender and deceive the enemy. Haa~ Ming Feizhen, your martial arts skills are whatever, and youre terrible at using your brain. Looks like Ill be continuing on to the next round without you.”
Did he just say he was going to eliminate me and bury my dream to retire
He stopped drinking as I signalled to stop with my hand. He looked at me surprised, and asked: “What”
Now that its come to this, I cant hold back anymore. I have to put you in your place. Old Liu, dont blame me. Its your sons fault for disrespecting his seniors.
I suppressed the sound around, and used Shu Yin Cheng Xian Arts to speak to him, by speaking directly into his ears so that others wouldnt hear. I said to him: Master Liu… I know Su Xiao.”
Master Lius eyes opened wide before making a scornful expression and shouting: “So what if you know him Are you trying to leverage that to gain favour with me or something This is Liu Shan Men! Listen carefully, Ming Feizhen…”
His voice got louder and louder. Fine, if thats how you want to play it.
"I said, I know about the secret between you and Su Xiao.”
I saw a bead of sweat roll down his head as he said: “H-how do you… What else do you know”
I replied: “You not only know him, but youre also very close to him. Youre so close to each other that you're ready to share a bed with him, right”
He suddenly started laughing in a friendly way, so I played along with him.
“Hahaha, Master Ming, youre so talented.”
“Hahaha, not at all, not at all.”
And thats how I managed to pass the second round without a hitch.
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